This site has been set up to share thoughts and photographs with friends and relatives regarding Peter. This is a work in progress and will change and improve as time goes on. Our thoughts and ideas are, just that, ours. They may or may not agree with Peter's, but that's what makes the world go around (and seems to be an endless source of enjoyment). If your not going to respect Peter's opinions, than please continue reading. He is a conservative in every sense of the word. He feels that a civilized society cannot function without rules and regulations, rights and obligations. Letting the past guide us keeps our society from falling into chaos. Keeping the things that work, to allow for order and freedom, freedom for all, not just the special interest groups. Peter has come to realize that life is short. We should tell the people that we love that we love them as often as possible. One never knows when this may be ones last opportunity to do so. By the way, we will all be watching what is said, not doubt even his mother may very well be reading this. And YES, please wear your shoes into the Parlor!
posted by Mike Dubuc | 10:15 AM
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Nothing bawdy whatsoever. Simply the tanned back of a young woman. Remember, there is nothing more poetic than a beautiful woman walking down the street. I'm not a prude, just tactful.
Can you see Expat making the moves on that lucious young lady? Well, I certainly can. Expat was a real ladies man back in his day. Indeed, I spent much of my time in Neil Lowe's hnors American history class just watching in awe how Expat trolled for the ladies. I wrote down all of his famous pick up lines, used on Fales, Cronan and Morticia, hoping that someday I'd be able to use them myself. As you know, Expat is a big fan of 1776, so his pick up lines were very much in that style.
So now, for your education, here are the pick up lines used by our hero ver the years (clearly this is how he caught a jewel like Maribel!)
Top Ten Petey Pick-up Lines from high school:
10. "I hold this truth to be self-evident -- you're a babe."
9. "I've just gone through a terrible break-up with Betsy Ross and I don't think I should be alone tonight."
8. "Some people call me the 'Fondling Father'."
7. "You know what they say about men with big signatures."
6. "My teeth aren't the only thing made of wood."
5. "If somebody ever invents the telephone, can I give you a call?"
4. "All men are not created equal, if you know what I mean."
3. "That's a great powdered wig, but it would look even better balled up on my bedroom floor."
2. Insert your own "The British-Are-Coming" joke here.
1. "Give me liberty or give me sex."
At this point, there is much to say. I feel, however, that I should restrict my comments towards the author. The photo has very B.Breathedesque texture to it. I find it odd-we buried the bird many years ago and now it seems a monsoon has washed her out from the great beyond.
Unfortunately the men go topless too.
Good thing I'm not your or Lori's age!
First, Steve, you clearly have lost some of your memory. If you remember correctly, I was far too shy to have ever said anything to any of them, let alone anything that inane. I don't think any of the girls spoke to me except to say cruel things. It wasn't until our 20th reunion when they were falling all over one another to talk to me as I was one of the few people in our class that looked like I hadn't just been pulled out of a train wreck! Oh how time has a way of righting so many wrongs. Fales and Cronan didn't even show up!
AAAAAAh the European Speedo! The bane of all American men. It is a concept I cannot grasp. It's like queers, what ever makes them think it's a good idea? One day you wake up and say -"Hey! I think I'll try that, it looks fun!"
Thankfully, the speedo is dead here, it only lives on in nightmare and Italy! (or on fat german men who don't know they shouldn't be wearing them.)
I think some of those Spanish Europeans didn't get the memo as I see them wearing speedos at Cape beaches every summer. they speak Italian, Spanish and French.
Hey, didn't anyone read my last Hoffa comment?
Petey owns a speedo, doesn't he?
I hate speedos and would never wear one! They are a poor excuse for a bathing suit! I'm big on bathing suit etiquite.
There is bathing suit etiquette?
"Where have all the bloggers gone, long time writing, where have all the bloggers gone, long time ago, where have all the bloggers gone, go to blogs every where, when will they ever learn, when will they ever learn." The only good use for a 60's radical protest song!
How many roads must a blogger walk down
Before you call him a blogger?
Yes, n how many seas must a blogger sail
Before she sleeps in his hand?
Yes, n how many times must the bloggers balls fly
Before theyre forever in her hand?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.
How many times must a blogger look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, n how many ears must one blogger have
Before he can hear bad guys die?
Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knows
That not enough terrorists have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.
To quote Barry Fitzgerald in "The Quite Man," "A beauftiful sentiment, indeed!" Thank you Dr. Franklin, always a Patriot.
I'll be singing it on Oprah next week.
AH, Dr. Franklin, good to have you back. I was thinking of you the other day whilst driving with Mike past the Old North Church. I miss the days of you and Mr. Adams and thunderous speeches in Boston and Philadelphia. Good times, good times.
Well I'm still going to the pig roast in my speedo.
It's less how you look and more how you feel.
Bon appetit.
Yes, The Old North Church. a fine Anglican parish which warned my rebellious forefathers that the British were indeed coming. At that moment, many of my ancestors grabbed their muskets, mounted their horses, and rode as far away from Lexinton and Concord as humanly possible!
A wise choice-hence the large number of Rogers descendants.
"Look at the dirty Coward" Said the children as they gathered around the well.
And yet, I'm able to join all sorts of Revolutionsary War societies! what a country!
Expat. It goes, "Here lies the dir-ty traitor! Here lies the dir-ty traitor!"
Dr. F., it is by some twist of fate, that you, a Loyalist and subject of the Queen (not your brother) wannabe, are descended from Revolutionary war officers and soldiers. You are able to join societies to commemorate something that you aren't sure you like. This is not even to mention the "old buzzard" wounded in action while doing reconaisance on top of an old barn, during the Civil War! And on top of it you get a long weekend. What a world.
There is quite a big loyalist "thing" up in Canada. There is an enclave of the decendants of folks "run out of town" during the Rev. Dr. F., you should check them out. They've got a lively historical society there.
I have read about my friends up in Canada. Fine people. Oh, and Expat, I took Friday off as well, to make it a 4 day weekend. Up next: Bunker Hill day!
I hope all have a great Memorial Day. This may be a good time for me to break out and sing "God Bless America" and piss off the liberals!
Or God save the Queen, and piss the rest of us off! The problem is, Dr. F., can't remember if he voted for Ronald Reagan only or Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher! Not that there's anything wrong with either one, just that Dr. F., can't remember which one ran the nation he lived in!
All rise.....
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
God save the queen is easy to remember as it is repetitive. O Canada is just a hockey thing. I'm not sure Dr. F. remembers the words to our national songs without looking them up on the internet.
"O Canada" is certainly a great hockey anthem. All hockey fans know the words to that!
"O Canada" is a great national anthem. I wish ours was good like that.
the liberals still allow kids to learn patriotic songs in elemenatary school? Certainly not God Bless America!
Thanks to the Boy Scouts of America! God bless America is magnificent as is America the Beautiful. I sing them all the time and don't care what the neighbors think!
I hope you don't sing the thing in Spanish.
This is english only! We only use foreign tounges to make points or be witty.
Or give them a Kate Smith recording as a parting gift as the federal marshalls escort them across the border in handcuffs. It's cheaper and I think a more attractive solution! Then they can memorize the words later.
We should invade Mexico, oust Vincente Fox and install Saddam Hussein as President there. He's less dangerous in Mexico, and at least there would be jobs created, and no one could leave.
Got a point. And it could be considered a punishment, he have the craps constantly. I like that plan. And the constant playing of the Kate Smith recordings would drive him crazy!
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