Season's Greetings!

After repeated demands, threats and pleas, I have broken away from my daily drudgery to provide another beam of sunshine in the lives of those who follow this blog. After diggin' deep and tirelessly searching for some witty rapaté on par with my fellow bloggers I have found...
...Nothing! I discovered that I have nothing of interest to say or comment about. Furthermore this nothingness was completely devoid of substance and rang hollow when rapped upon. My normal gapping blank stare was rushed upon with feelings of utter nothingness! I tell you I was on the verge of not having a nervous breakdown over the shear magnitude of the void. Of course my novelistic ramblings are vaguely Nietzschesque and serve little but to fill me with ire, dread and melancholy.

